China Isn't Chuck Norris

LOL WTF TITLE? XD
Ok....I am sick and when I get sick I have the urge to make fancomics. I finished two and need to color one.
Ok, so I showed my one friend whom I've known since first grade, but haven't seen in six years, Hetalia. When we were watching this episode, she asked, "Wait...Germany has a gun...and Japan has a katana...but how did China take them down...with a wok???" China isn't Chuck Norris. He shouldn't be able to do that.
***Who would win in a battle, Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris???
I say L...

Also! I know I forgot to give Japan a thumb! I'm sorry Japan! I like to make him insane. Statistically, according to statistics (lol), the Japanese are the most stressed people. Stress=insanity. Plus, Insane Japan is awesome.